A spoiler free Dark Knight Rises review
The dark knight rises. Batman….that’s all you have to say to spark my interest. The third batman film from the genius, mind fucking director Christopher Nolan. If you’re looking for a repeat of the dark knight then go elsewhere. The third installment is a complete wrap up story that brings every piece together. It has a beginning, an origin; a middle, chaos; and an end;...
Movie Review: The Adventures of Tintin
*Again this is all in my opinion, so don’t hate, this is just what I think. You might agree, you might not. **oh and how I was able to see this movie, since it’s not out till December 21st, is under the utmost secrecy. Sorry. Made in 2011 Directed by: Steven Spielberg(MUNICH, E.T., Jurassic park) Written by: Edgar Wright (Scott pilgrim vs the world) & Joe Cornish ...
Review: The Hangover Part 2
Made in 2011 Directed by: Todd Phillips (The Hangover, Old School) Written by: Craig Mazin & Scot Armstrong Starring: Zack Galifianakis (Out Cold), Justin Bartha (National Treasure), Ed Helms (The Office), and Bradley Cooper (Limitless). Story: The wolfpack is back. They’re all headed to Thailand, this time for Stu’s wedding. But as with the last one, they get messed up and are on a...
Movie News: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo →
Ahhhh!!! The teaser trailer for the American version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo directed by David Fincher (The Social Network)! Can’t wait!!!
Movie Demand: The Caped Crusader
Batman has a lot of names, and not all of them are as good as dark knight, but there are a few winners and caped crusader is one of em. After The Dark Knight Rises is released in 2012, director Christopher Nolan is going to leave sadly as the studios are planning to reboot batman, in other words make a whole new version -___-. It’s pretty dumb considering they just did it, but the reason for it...
Movie Review: Exit Through The Gift Shop
Made in: 2011 Directed by: Banksy Starring: Theirry Guetta, Banksy, Zeus, Invader, Shepard Fairey, Monsieur Andre. Story: Exit Through The Gift Shop follows the story of a frenchman and film maker, Thierry Guetta, who falls into the world of street art and wants to make a documentary about it and meets famous graffiti artists along the way. My Thoughts: This movie, though being exceptionally...
Year made: 2008 Directed by: Nicolas Winding Refn Written by: Brock Norman Brock and Nicolas Winding Refn Starring: Tom Hardy (Inception, and the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises) Story: Bronson is a biopic about britains most violent criminal. It follows life of Michael Peterson, even though he goes by his fighting name Charlie Bronson, played by Tom Hardy. He commited robberies, injured many...
Review: Fast Five
Year made: 2011 Directed by: Justin Lin (The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, and the upcoming Terminator movie) Written by: Scott Morgan and Gary Scott Thomas (The Fast and the Furious) Starring: Paul Walker (Running Scared), Vin Diesel (xXx), Jordana Brewster (Annapolis) Story: After Mia, played by Jordana Brewster. and Brian, played by Paul Walker, break out Dom, player by Vin Diesel, on...
Movie Review: Love & Other Drugs
Year made: 2010 Directed by: Edward Zwick (Blood Diamond, The Last Samurai) Written by: Edward Zwick (Defiance, Blood Diamond) Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal (Prince of Persia, Donnie Darko) and Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries, and the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises as Catwoman). Plot: Maggie, played by Anne Hathaway, is a free spirited girl who doesnt want to have a relationship. But then she...
Year made: 2011 Directed by: Kenneth Branagh Written by: Ashley Miller & Zack Stentz Starring: Chris Hemsworth (Star Trek), Anthony Hopkins (Mission impossible 2), Natalie Portman (V for Vendetta), and Tom Hiddleston. Story: The film follows Thor, played by Chris Hemsworth, who is from another realm called Asgard. He is the son of king Odin, played by Anthony Hopkins, and he is the next in...
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Movie Review: The Tourist
Year made: 2010 Directed by: Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck Written by: Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, Christopher McQuarrie (The Usual Suspects), and Julian Fellowes Starring: Angelina Jolie (Salt, Gone in 60 Seconds), Johnny Depp (Pirated of the Carribean, Rango), and Paul Bettany(Priest, a Knights Tale). Story: The Tourist starts with Jolie getting surveillanced by interpol because...
Movie Review: Pan's Labyrinth
Sorry I’ve been busy for a while :/ But here’s your review, per Hazel’s request. Year Made: 2006 Directed by: Guillermo Del Toro( Hellboy, and the upcoming Pacific Rim) Written by: Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy 2: The Golden Army and the upcoming Hobbit part 1 and 2) Starring: Ivana Baquero, Doug Jones, Sergi López, Maribel Verdú, Ariadna Gil, Álex Angulo Story: Pan’s Labyrinth follows a young...
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Movie Demand: Turok
Movie demand is where I’ll take a book, television show, old movie, or video game, or even a sequel or spin-off movie idea, and suggest how they could present it on the big screen and deliver us a great movie. I’ll give you a basic plot and even give my recommendations on who could play the characters and who I’d choose to direct it. For my first one I’m going to suggest a...
Movie Doctor: Avatar
In this I will take a movie and tell you could be fixed to make it good or even better. Everyone loves James Cameron’s Avatar but there’s one HUGE flaw. The acting is pretty good, and the filming style is one of a kind (because James Cameron invented the technology used to film it) but what could it be? The big flaw in Avatar is the plot. Yes I’m sure I’m just going to sound like a hater...
Movie News: Superman Villain Revealed
The villain for the new Superman: Man of Steel movie has just been announced. Michael Shannon, best known as the guy in that small role in revolutionary road and pearl harbor) will play Zod, one of superman’s main villains. I love the idea of him playing Zod but…..Zod. They’ve already had Zod featured in a superman movie, and it was in my favorite superman movie, Superman 2. If you’re going to...
Movie News: Deadpool Movie
The new Deadpool movie just got closer to being made. Ryan Reynolds wants to do this movie for sure, but so far it hasn’t seen any progress. Deadpool is the character Ryan Reynolds portrayed in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Even though they ruined the character at the end, Reynolds did an amazing job in the beginning and he was made for this role. It was just announced that Tim Miller has signed on...
Review: The Fall
Year made: 2008 Directed by: Tarsem Singh (The Cell, and the upcoming movie Immortals). Written by: Dan Gilroy (Two for the Money and the upcoming movie Real Steel) and Tarsem Singh. Starring: Lee Pace (Pushing Daisies), Catinca Untaru, Justine Waddell (Dracula 2000). Story: The film takes place in 2 places, one is the hospital and one is in the mind. In the hospital an injured stuntman, Lee...
Review: Step-Up 3D
Let it be known that I’m not a fan of 3D. The uncomfortable glasses, the extra money that you have to pay, and the waste of time, because there’s usually barely any 3D. My only exceptions are Avatar and Tron: legacy. I finally watched this and I didn’t watch it in 3D, so I’m spared on this one. Watching this you can tell what parts are suppose to be in 3D and honestly….it’s not worth your extra...
Review: 127 hours
The problem with movies that are based on real life stories is that you already know what’s going to happen, so there’s no surprise. With Danny Boyles latest film, 127 hours, there’s actually quite a few surprises. I knew the basic story going into it, but I didn’t know all the details. Story: The movie is about Aaron Rolston, played by James Franco, who is a independent...
Cop: pull over!! Harry: what?! Cop: PULL OVER!!!! Harry: no, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Lloyd: hey! Killer boots man! Cop: no!! Pull this vehicle over! -Dumb & Dumber
I always see a movie regardless of how it looks or even if I know for a fact it will be terrible, I just love movies. Faster stars Dwayne “the rock” Johnson….obviously this film isn’t going to be a winner. This is basically a revenge movie. The rock, his brother, and a few other guys rob a place, when they get back to their safe house and they’re counting the money some other guys barge in...
Review: Sucker Punch
You have no idea how excited I was to see this film. For one, Zack Snyder was directing it, and his visuals are insanely creative. His directing style is unique and mind blowing. Secondly, it’s one of the first original story lines in a while. It’s not a remake, or a reboot, it’s not based on a book or television show, it is an original piece. So it was pretty heartbreaking when...